How to apply for bikini barista job

I ran across a post at Yahoo Answers asking, "Any tips for getting a job as a bikini barista?"

That sounds like one of the best straight lines I've heard recently. It could also be a pretty good come-on line.

If you aren't following my tweets, I'll repeat my offer for a free copy of Driven to Espresso for the best answer to that question. And by best, I mean the one I like best.